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December 28, 2014

Top 5 most retarded, stupendous, and god-awful Pokemon mega designs

... aaaaaaargh.. it's enough Pokemon had been there for 20 fucking years now, but.. was adding megas very much necessary? Like.. I am aware of the new gen pokemon, and the god awful designs.. but when I saw a mega for the first time. I was all like: "Hm.. this may be interesting.", but then.. The world fell down the shitter.. literally. Like, I love the mega designs of Mega Venusaur, Mega Charizard and Mega Wartortle, because they are fucking starters and they look fucking bad ass. But these 5, are the ones that are making me lose faith. Ladies and germs, I bring you.. the top 5 worst mega designs.. cuz the title is too over-rated. Note that these are MY opinions. You are entitled to your own, deal with it. But these are my opinions on the designs.. which look very stupid if you ask me

Number 5.

.... I was having second thoughts between mega beedrill, mega glalie, and mega heracross, but I decided to put both mega gardevoir and mega gallade..

-Mega Gardevor looks puffy, and 'more stereotypical lady-like' from the.. 19th century.. Well, they did their research very badly because if they were aiming for a proper 'attire', they got it very wrong. The stats don't lie, it's okay, but I'm not talking bout stats. I'm talking about.. fucking.. dress.. It's so retarded, what were they aiming? Cinderella?! Welp, they failed at it, they made a Gardevella.. A fail version of a Cinderella, without the glass heels.

-Mega Gallade on the other hand.. Why? He looks like fucking Zorro without the mask. It's that bad. I am completely surprised they aimed for the old school plot, but they completely failed to interpret it. Go back to the drawing board.

In all honesty, they look like they should be in a Ball right now, and NOT in the tournaments. Moving on

Number 4.

Okay.. Okay.. I know Nintendo loves ripping off other characters from different games and genre, but was it really necessary... like.. was it.. INTENTIONALLY NECESSARY to do it?! I'm talking about Mega Lopunny. Fucking hate me for it, but the Mega Lopunny looks like a fucking rip off of Chun Li. I mean, ripped off leggings with said legs, like.. dude.. put her on fucking steroids and see how that teaches children! This is why I mostly despise people ripping off other characters. I am aware some use references for their characters, but they always accredit the person, aka THEY GIVE PROPER CREDIT FOR IT FOR THE USED REFERENCE! Hell, even Disney does a better job at it than Nintendo. But when we're talking about Nintendo, they LOVE ripping each other's characters off. Like I said for Giygas in the previous top entry.. But srsly, think of a better design for a Mega Lopunny, because even a regular Gardevoir can beat the shit out of it.

Number 3.

...What the fuck is this shit? Is that suppose to be Raikou or? I don't even.. Like... Mega Manetric. .... Why? Why does it have to be so god damn horrible? Of all of the megas out there, this should have earned number 1, but............ eeeeeeeee! Mega Manetric looks way more retarded than fucking mega beedrill! And it looks like the developers wanted to make a copy-cat of Raikou or something. Come on, be more original than that. I just. the whole mane looks so god damn awful on it and it looks like it will fall during their running. Just why?!

Number 2.

Mega Slowbro.. *just gives out a stare* self-explanatory. It looks like the shell ate the Slowbro.. and it has a hard time eating it and digesting it.. *facepalming completely* I don't even have to talk about it. it's THAT horrible.. Someone kill this abomination.. NOW!

Number 1.

..................................... *taking deep breaths* We know of male and female Latias and Latios, with the stereotype red for girl, blue for boy color palette.. But the mega versions... I can't even tell which one is which! Behold, the number one, most god awful mega designs.. for Mega Latios and Latias.. Why is it that horrible? Both of them have purple 'fur'. Meaning by: YOU CAN'T TELL WHICH ONE IS WHICH BECAUSE BOTH OF THEM SHARE THE SAME COLOR PALETTE! It's THAT HORRIFYING! Like.. I cannot even explain myself how awful the design it. Very lazy, very sloppy, they just slapped one color.. They could have took the idea and FUSE THEM TOGETHER to name one being, not 2 beings at once. So you cannot tell which is one is Latias and which one is Latios, because both of them are purple..

If this doesn't show how much the developers can't make their own ideas, eh.. I may make a top 5 best mega designs, expect it soon..

But first. DISHONORABLE mentions:

-Mega Sableye - .... The gems in the eyes are different colored now, and it has a... giant gem.. as a fucking.. shield...Soooo original.
-Mega Glalie -Even more deformed version of the regular Glalie. Just why?
-Mega Ampharos - It looks the same, just with Jesus hair.. yea.. Ampharos looks like fucking Jesus.. with that sort of hairstyle.. 

December 4, 2014

Top 10 Pokemon Theories

Okay, I actually died.. but don't worry my little shits, for Amu is back.. in white.. *ac/dc songs play in the background*

Okay, but enough jokes. Hey guys, Creepy Pasta Amateur here, or Sawgirl2, how ever you want to call me, call me Amu. I hadn't updated this blog in forever, I am really, really, really sorry. ^^; don't hate me, I hadn't been feeling any motivated and what not, so.. let's start off with a top 10 list. Yes, this time it will be about Pokemon. Cuz I can. And.. cuz I've been playing too much pokeheroes. sue me. Remember that those are my top picks for the fan made theories about Pokemon, I won't get much into info, just my opinions about it and what not. We all have opinions. So please, don't be butt hurt. Thank you.

Anyways, welcome to top 10 Pokemon Theories, that had been done by a bunch of people already..

There are many theories out there that are interesting and eye catching, and can even blow your minds, and what not, like Aerodactyl is the prehistoric Zubat, or Bulbasaur's Bulb is Oddish, but there are even more weirder theories like the Lavender Town and the Pokemon Tower, or Gary's Raticate. Here my pick for the top 10 Pokemon Theories.

Number 10.

Ditto is a failed experiment of a Mew

Not much to say about this little theory, except for the fact that they do share some similarities. They both know the move 'transform', they both have the same shiny color, they both weigh in 4 kilos, but ya know, I don't think Ditto is the Mew. Now, do hear me out. Ditto, could only be, the first attempted experiment, or better yet said, the very first Mew Clone, that isn't Mewtwo. But it failed and it looks like..a blob.. that has somewhat a serious face.. Or better yet said, the origin of Poker Face.. Nuff said. The face explains it. I mean look at that shit! And also, since it can transform, and has that Poker Face, don't think twice about it being the Mew in reality. I mean.. Dude..

Number 9.

The Lavender Town Syndrome

I already said what I had to say in the rebooted version of Cryptophobia (episode 2), that is one of the popular myths and theories out there, however, I also stated that it's semi-true, meaning by it's both true and false. False for the suicides, but the truth for the biannual beats that cause headaches after a long period of time on headphone users.

Number 8.

Giygas is Mewtwo in disguise

We can all dream of it, right? Having one of your favorite characters from another game that was made by Nintendo, to appear in another one. Well, guess what little shits, Giygas is Mewtwo :'D
That is one of the unpopular opinions of the internet. I mean, do notice the similarities between Mewtwo and Giegue from Mother/EarthBound Zero. It looks like a recycled character with extras, both of them are 'alien like', both of them are psychic, both of them share ALMOST IDENTICAL backstories. And yea, not to mention the shape. Surely Giygas looks slim in the very first game, and Mewtwo has dem thighs, but come on.. To add, the mega evolutions of both X and Y share similarities. Fuse the two together, take some bits out, and what do you get? Giygas- *sees the file* .... *stares at the blog* ... Okay, this.. has crossed the line! Now Frieza is involved?! Fuck that shit dude, nupe! Giygas is the one that shares similarities with Mewtwo, I am not including cross overs! Plus, Frieza isn't by Nintendo, so.. Yea..

Number 7.

The Eevees, represent the Legendary Dogs

Alright, we have an Eevee, which is a normal type Pokemon, with an abnormal genetic make-up. Meaning by that it can change it's make-up varied on the event. Well, I heard a theory that those Eevees and their different genetic make-ups, are actually modern versions of the Legendary Dogs. Suicune, Entei and Raikou. It's kind of an interesting theory if you ask me, look it up on the internet. Shame for the fact that it's more or less an unpopular theory out there on the internet, but those mere creatures to represent the Legendary Dogs is beyond me.

Number 6.

Wobbuffet's Tail

Pfft.. Okay, we all know he's an annoying Pokemon and what not, but I don't think people sat down and thought about his tail.. Now, this may be a fact, rather than a theory about Wobbuffet, but it isn't confirmed by Nintendo so.. yea.. But the fact is that Wobbuffet's tail is rather off.. It keeps desperately trying to hide it's tail away from others. Why is that? Look at his face. It never changes eye expressions. It still remains the same. >.< While the tail can blink and move.. So there's this theory that the tail is the Pokemon, and that the body itself is merely a puppet. I never knew that, until I heard about that theory somewhere.. Now that I think about it, I'd rather not have that thing in my party! *stashes that shit in my box* fuck you!

Number 5.

Worlds beyond Pokemon World

Okay, this theory might be a hoax and what not, but it has everything to do with the Ghost type Pokemon and what not. By me meaning 'Worlds beyond Pokemon World', I'm talking about 'Life After Death'. Like.. Basically there are Pokemon that existed as human beings in the past before descending. However, there were some who didn't pass on, and were resurrected as Pokemon. Take Yamask for example. He wields a mask that resembles his past self. When he looks into it, he begins to cry. There are reasons to why he cries. It probably couldn't pass on to the after life and he was forced to be a Pokemon and endure life battling against other Pokemon. Or Phantump, whose rumor was that dead children who died in the forest possessed stumps which turned into Pokemon. So yea, with that said, the theory might be that humans can be Pokemon too.

Number 4.

Cubone is actually Kangaskhan's baby

Now, what we know about Cubone. It wears it's mother's skull on it's head and during night time, it weeps for it's passed mother. I actually do notice some similarities between Cubone and the baby itself, it was stated somewhat that Cubone was suppose to be Kangaskhan's child in the pouch in the early versions of the games, but the idea completely sucked, so let's have an enigmatic Pokemon. I call Cubone an enigma because we don't know much about it's backstory. All we know that Marowak, it's mother, got killed by Team Rocket, and is now haunting the Pokemon tower. It is vengeful, we can say that, but that's only that bit of the backstory we know.. That's it. Just one thing! But ya know, I notice the connection. They pulled out a Disney. Lemme tell you guys a thing that connects to Cubone. Bambi lost it's mother. Simba lost his father. Loss of family in cartoons can be depressing, but it's also a complete stereotype. Ripping the child away from the mother can be really traumatic for both the hero/heroine of the story, or the character in general. Not to mention it makes it a bit.. sue-ish. Because it's frequent, and spammed. Hell, even Frozen has that! But to add, I just found out something. The theory is completely incorrect. Kanghaskhan's head is round-shaped. The skull Cubone wears.. is somewhat in between rectangular and triangular shape. So yea, you can say that Cubie ain't the baby. But rather something else. I'm just looking up some theories atm, and I am seeing a theory, where Charmander is actually Cubone.. However, from what I know, Charmanders cannot live without fire in the tips of their tails. Plus, their feet look very different. Charrie's feet are dino-like shaped. While Cubie's feet are.. Oval shaped. More unanswered questions, but we got one answer. Cubone ain't Kanghaskhan's child due to skull difference.

Number 3.

Gengar is Dead Clefable/Pokemon Life Span

... Oh boy.. The similarities between a Clefable and Gengar is completely against me.. I mean, there's this theory that goes around, saying that the kind hearted fairy type, after death, turns into a malevolent and tricky Gengar.. Okay, Gengar is the final form of Haunter. Haunter is the mid-form of the first form of Gastly. So no, even if they share some similarities, Clefable would have to be a Gastly first before turning into a Gengar. Which leads me to another question. Life span in Pokemon. It's related to Gary's Raticate anyways, which does bring a lot of plot holes.. So.. Developers. Tell me.. what the fuck? When they are born.. they just.. exist.. until.. they die in battles? That's it? No life span? That basically gets a lot of questions rather than answers. Why you may say? Because if the pokemon are 'eternal' and not 'immortal', that would be killing the sales. Which leads me to another question at hand. Do Pokemon die or 'faint'? I mean, it's a kid's game for crying out loud, at least make a PG-13 version for the Teens and Adults who are aware of the definition of Death, cuz this is gonna get more and more questions. Literally.

Number 2.

Missing No

I know you guys expected that. XD So there's a theory about the Missing Number, or MissingNo, and well, do say that it's an interesting glitch and what not, but it still brings up questions. A lot say that Marowak is the Missing Number. I doubt it because it doesn't explain much.. I mean, if the Marowak is dead, that would mean.. something.. I just don't know what exactly. Tho there's isn't anything scary about MissingNo.. It's just a glitch that corrupts safe files if you capture it. I was expecting something better, but.. seeing the PokePastas killed it for me..

Now, for a few Honorable Mentions.

-Ash's Coma Theory

It's rather an interesting theory, albeit one of the most POPULAR theories out there. It does explain a lot why he can't age, and the reason why he doesn't ride a bike, but rather goes by foot. But it also raises a question. People who get hit by lightning, have a 99.9% chance of death. only 0.1% survive. Is he dead? Basically, he could be dead from the lightning strike, and now he's in purgatory and he can't get out. He doesn't even realize that he's in the purgatory. Hence him not being able to age. While in your coma, YOU CAN age in real life. But not in the other world. But if you're dead.. You're not even aware of it. So.. Ash should be in his 30's by now.. But he's still in his tens.. Yea.. He's dead.

-Parasect is the Zombie Paras

I call it, The Pokemon version of the Brain Eating Amoeba. Why? Because.. Look at it.. Parasect.. It's a fucking parasite.. The big ass mushroom is feeding off it's host, and he doesn't have any iris.. Definitely a zombie mushroom with a mind of it's own. But why did I say it's the Pokemon version of the Amoeba itself? The Brain Eating Amoeba feeds off the brain of it's host. The mushroom in Parasect, feeds off it's energy. You can say that he has an inflated ego, but I'd digress on it. To add, the Amoeba acts as a parasite. It literally feeds off the brain cells. Meaning by the mushroom can be related to the amoeba.. you just need to draw a black face on it. 

-Genesect is the modern Kabutops

Self explanatory. You have a Kabuto, which evolves into a Kabutops at lvl 40. Then Team Plasma renders it, alters it, and turns it into a steel type bug that somewhat looks like Mewtwo related experiment.. It's quite stupid of you ask me.

-Brock Obama

That's a literal joke, but also a predicted theory about a guy called Barack Obama, who's the first African American president of the US. Damn, Nintendo, even you predict future.

-Voltorb is a possessed Pokeball

It's a Haunter.. that possessed a Pokeball.. and it's a freaking theory.. I should have mentioned dishonorable mentions too, cuz this is the stupidest theory in centuries!

And now~!

*drum rolls*

Number 1.

Dedenne is a Pikachu clone

Pffft, hahahha I should have said "Dedenne is potato.", but I'd be trolling all of yah. Well, there's this theory that circulates the internet about Dedenne, a Gen 6 Pokemon, and there's a theory whether Dedenne is a Pikachu Clone or not. Pachirisu, Plusle and Minun are known clones of Pikachu, but Dedenne, which is a fairy/electric type Pokemon could be the Gen 6 Pichu.. Idk what would happen if you breed a Dedenne with Raichu.. Maybe they'd lay Pichu eggies. *shrug* But all in all, I just saw it, and like, it's an enigma.. But yea, I kind of like that theory, because there might be a possibility of it being a Pikachu clone.

And that's what I got. Thanks for reading the Top 10 Pokemon Theories, if you want to have more Pokemon fun, come on down to


July 25, 2014

Let's Defend: Is Mario a hero, a villain, an anti hero? What?! (this will be so controversial)

Hey guys, creepypastaamateur here or Sawgirl2, how ever you want to call me, call me Amu. So, what is going on in this entry you ask? Why does it say "Let's Defend"? Because this shit ass cock sucker here *pointing at myself* will definitely be the one to prove you wrong, and I am gonna give out MY OWN OPINIONS ON MARIO!

But first, a bit of a backstory of myself:

When I was a kid, I couldn't afford those fancy shamcy thingamabobs such as nes and sega genesis, because they were expensive (and still are), and the only way to play something is through my computer, via disc. So, what was the first game I played? Hercules, I was 3 years old, didn't speak until then, and I would basically rummage through levels like a boss. I was a born gamer//slapped
But when did I heard of Mario? Well, I heard of him when I was about 5-7 years old, at the time of the whole NATO bombardment happened in 1999. Let's say that I surpassed everything but never forgot how scarring it was to see your own country being bombarded by NATO... And to see planes flying in to save the day.. But to cut the story short, when I first played Mario, I couldn't even pass level one. haha I know, it was embarrassing. Don't mind me, I still played SOME GAMES RELATED TO MARIO. But to cut the backstory short, I played it, liked it, and okay.. tho I didn't consider him a hero or anything because.. idk.. I didn't play much of it, so.. yea

so, don't mind me if this is extremely long, and remember. this is based on MY OWN OPINIONS, not so I can prove you wrong, (it is) but to fill the holes in YOUR OPINIONS THAT YOU HAVE MADE.
So, let's make it more interesting. for every opinion that is mentioned in this blog, at the end of the very sentence, I will put a random name on "Counter Opinion Name", with an explanation on why. c:

Let's get started.

Number one. Um.. *checks the list* wow.. alright I'll start with the whole Yoshi bashing thingie.. and leaving it to it's death..

In Super Mario World, after obtaining the Yoshi egg, and when it hatches into a Yoshi, you can ride it. And it got people questioning gaming developer's logic, when they thought that Mario was punching Yoshi... *speaking in reverse* Can you guys get more specific than that? No wonder PETA targeted Mario.. because of the.. animal suit.. ugh.. just... back to topic. Let me ask you this. Can you actually SEE HIS PIXELATED FINGERS?! No. You cannot. He doesn't even have pixelated fingers. Only those... ball hands.. So what could he be ACTUALLY doing? He's ATTEMPTING TO POINT OUT WITHOUT SLAPPING YOSHI, GIVING HIM THE SIGNAL TO POINT IT'S TONGUE OUT! And no, your argument about Mario being a baby in Yoshi game is invalid. IT'S A FREAKING BABY! Babies are not self aware until they grow up a bit, so they need to learn. Jesus, you blame them for attacking dinos when they were babies, are you mental, or do I need to call the authorities to report you for abusing your own child? I'd dare you to see that so I can send Kitty at your ass! Anyways, then we have Mario "letting go of Yoshi" to fall. Remember the whole "it's the player's choice"? Of course you don't. But anyways, it's not JUST the player's choice, it's also Yoshi's choice. How can one person reach a higher place without abandoning Yoshi? Ever heard of "sacrifices must be made"? NO? THEN GET BACK TO SCHOOL YA PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! (this is an obvious rant so expect cusses and name callings) Yoshi sacrifices himself for Mario so he can move on forward. Isn't that the point of it all? Jesus Christ. Counter Opinion Name: Sacrifice - learning to sacrifice things in order to survive and move on.

Number two. Mario.. attacking.. um.. what?

In one said game, there is this mechanic what I like to call "bouncy bouncy npc's", in which the player can bounce on the other characters in order to assist them to reach higher places. Well, you guys thought that he was attacking them. Nope, not really.. Imagine the scenario in real life where you try your best to assist the other to reach higher places, like.. you want to get a cookie, but you can't reach it on your own because you are small. You have another kid beside you, preferably brother or sister, you ask them to help you, in return, they get a fair share of it. This is team work. Working together as one to reach the goal is a fair thing correct? Yes. Counter Opinion Name: Team Work - Working as one in order to reach the destined goal and make it to the end.

Number three.. Mario having girlfriends..
Yea yea, I know, Princess Peach gives Mario a kiss on his big ass nose, ya ya ya, and other princesses be all jelleh. Alright, let's cap this up. You guys think that he can have as much girlfriends as he wants to right? There is this thing called "slut shaming". IT COUNTS FOR GUYS TOO! HOWEVER, let's do something fun, by pointing out something or some things.

Pauleen.. or Paula.. I'll call her Paula. Now remember this is my 2 cents on this, so cope with me. This Paula girl who appears in a said game, um.. Donkey Kong? I remember playing that game, but I never beat it.. it's too hard for meh. However, him saving Paula is like saving a hooker from Jack the Ripper without getting a scratch on yourself. Get it? Never mind. Anyways, with that said, let's say that there's this.. Abusive relationship going on between the two. Beside her looking very lustful- *screams* BABYLONIAN WHORE! BABYLONIAN WHORE! BURN HER! ... sorry bout that.. couldn't resist. But anyways, to her, Mario is nothing more but an object, a mere figment, a money maker in which she STEALS FROM HIM so she can buy what ever she wants. That is why he left her, because she doesn't love him for him, but for the money he collects. -_-

Then we have Daisy. Let me laugh at your face first before I continue. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA what kind of a retard thinks that when Mario says "OH! DAISY DAISY", thinks that he means it? Huehuehue. No. You're wrong on that one. Do you see this little thing here "~" yes I am talking about ~ Do you see it anywhere in that saying? No. Of course you don't. It means that lack of ~ does not mean that he/she is saying it in a teasing voice. Let's recap this one. Mario saves Daisy, says "OH! Daisy Daisy" (none of them have last names, so he said her last name is daisy or go figure), however the lack of ~ it basically says that he doesn't mean anything to her. He only saved her, nothing else. But what about the heart coming out of Daisy? Well, for those of you who assume that she loves the guy, don't assume that. You are wrong. It's called admiration. Admiring someone for something they did. It can get obsessive over time, so you can scratch that shit out of the list. Counter Opinion Name: Love is blind - Mario's true love is Peachie, the other bitches can go fuck themselves~

Number four. Mario being a douchebag to his own brother.

Oh God why.. Oh God WHY? WHY DO PEOPLE ASSUME HE'S A DOUCHEBAG? Of course people will assume that the way he treats his brother Luigi in a very shitty way. However, have you guys ever heard of "Sibling Rivalry"? It's the most COMMON THING AMONG FAMILY MEMBERS! Whether it's a brother/sister, brother/brother or sister/sister, God forbid if they were twins or triplets or anything, there will be sibling rivalry, no exceptions. Now, by my opinion, the younger sibling gets all of the attention from their peers, parents, etc, while the first born doesn't get shit. Hence it's called "sibling rivalry". Because the first one is jealous of the other one and how they live a great life being noticed. It happened to me when I was a kid, me and my sis would always argue, because I was always in the center of attention, everyone knows me even to this day, so yea.. The point of this whole thing is that Mario's revenge plot is to make his own brother suffer. Because poor Luigi is scared and he never meant to do any harm to Mario, but because of the whole attention, go figure. Counter Opinion Name: Sibling Rivalry - the most common thing among siblings. It breaks into fights and sometimes it's a "killer".

Number five. Mario as a drug addict..

*biting lip* Okay, I know how to counter attack this one, this one, is very. very. very simple. I MEAN VERY SIMPLE! There's a difference, between drugs and mushroom. The drugs are bad (I'm talking bout bad drugs, don't do them, they're gross as fuck), mushrooms, or better yet said, fungi, I am talking about the edible ones, contain positive nutrients and vitamins needed for the metabolism and the body to survive. Look it up. Now, the reason why I said that I can counter attack this one is because it's very simple. Now, with the appearance of the mushroom, you may think it's drugs right? Like how Popeye uses spinach to gain power, Mario uses mushrooms to gain power. And I am talking about the good ones~ *eyes* mh.. but anyways, to sum things up, the mushrooms are DEFINITELY the edible ones, and if they are.. looking how they are, imagine children eating carrots with a smiley face drawn with food coloring on it, kids would eat it. ladies and gentlemen, The Counter Opinion Name for this is: Fun with plants (fruits and veggies) - drawing smiley faces on fruits and vegetables to make kids eat veggies easy. :)

Number six.. um.. he's a greedy bastard?

Um.. do you guys even KNOW WHAT HAPPENS when he gets to a hundred points? He doesn't keep the coins, he gets one extra life. but imagine this scenario here. What if this whole time, he was collecting money for life insurance for his brother. Since he is older, he is likely to pass away first, so.. let's say that if he passes away, the inheritance will go to his brother.. no.. not princess peach or.. any other.. it goes to Luigi since there is this special rule about sibling life insurance. Got it? c: Counter Opinion Name: Life insurance - It's really hard, but you have to support your only family

and.. I guess I can input number 7 here, but.. brace yourselves guys, this WILL GET controversial.

Number seven.. Toads turned to stone..

Best.. logic.. EVER.. This.. is one of the most retarded logics of all time. They think that they can save the toads by winning the game, and NOT BREAKING BRICKS.. Because apparently, the bricks, stone etc, are Toads.. Oh jeez.. um.. *biting lower lip while making random sounds* alright.. I will.. say this.. once... hoping that it gets into your thick skulls.. Hopefully.. This.. will change your life forever, and will RUIN YOUR CHILDHOODS. brace yourselves guys.. because once I say this, there is no coming back..

Because gaming developers who make child games such as Mario, Mega Man, they tend to avoid the so called "D" word.. No, it's not a dick, it's not referred to a cock, you pervs, it's referred to something else.. and that.. is.. DEATH! Simple as that. But why avoid that word in a child's game? Because 3 years olds play the game, attempt to beat it, have fun, but once they read the description with the d word in it, well.. they'd be a bit scarred because of the fact that kids can be scared of death at the time.. it can grow into them and they can fear it to this day, as adults. Yes, because, death is inevitable and sadly.. it's true.. even immortals suffer. But anyways, back on topic.

Are toads actually dead after they got turned into stone? Pfft. DUH! THEY CAN'T MOVE YOU RETARDED BANANA! Let's take the example from the vampire movie.. Lestat I guess it was the name.. I forgot.. I remember watching it, it was really interesting, it was about a vampire who became a heavy metal singer.. and such.. there is this thing that.. if a vampire sucks out EVERY DROP OF BLOOD from their victim, they die, by turning into statues. Their fates are sealed forever after they suck out every bit of it. They can't move, they can't breathe, cannot even pass on to the other side.. nothing.. only bitter silence.. death is inevitable..

So, taking that example into this situation here, you'd definitely notice that the toads, who turned into bricks, are actually dead. They have been dead for a very long time, some short, some long.. but it all depends. This whole time, with Mario breaking the bricks, he had been setting the souls, who had been trapped in their stoned prison, are free to pass on. He had been doing them a favor by setting them free, by breaking the stone. Now do you guys get it? Or do I need to explain it again? Because I won't. This thing, with developers not mentioned the d word in kids' game... there are many reasons to it, but if I am the only one who thought that the toads were actually dead, well.. I guess I am the one with the right mind.. Counter Opinion Name: Death by turning into statues is canon//slapped Just kidding. Death is inevitable whether you are turned into stone or die a natural death, YOU CANNOT ESCAPE DEATH!

I could go on more, but.. 7 will be enough for now.. I hope.. but if there are more like.. how donkey kong used to be mario's pet.. Um.. you guys know that I avoid going to circus.. I hate abuse of animals, but I am not alongside PETA for various reasons. ._. tho.. I guess that donkey boy here was an asshole towards mario, he wouldn't listen so he had to teach him things.. even if it makes people laugh... but still, can't deny the fact that he was an asshole.. done and done..

I don't care if this thing becomes controversial, but still, to me.. mario is just.. mario.. that is all

July 22, 2014

totally not ded. XD

Hey guys, CreepyPastaAmateur here or Sawgirl2, how ever you want to call me, call me Amu. So, you are wondering, "Where the fuck did I go? Did I get fed up and left?" Nah, I didn't left for real, but let's say I made an unannounced hiatus, cuz.. idk.. I've been busy with art work and also some of the writings I have been doing for a while, plus, Cryptophobia blog was on the hiatus too due to the whole slenderman stabbing incident. now that it had calmed down, I can get back to work.. MY idiotic.. work..
so anyways, what's been happening? why hadn't you updated this blog? My sincere apologies for it, but I had been busy for the past few months, had a stressful season due to me trying to lose weight and all. ^^; heh but yolo. anyways I hadn't been uploading vids in A YEAR! on my sawgirl2 account on YT.. why? pfft.. because laptop is stoopid. and I barely have any access to my comp rarely but oh well, no I hadn't grown tired of making vids, just.. boredom I guess.. no, I am not questioning my logic, was basically trying to be a bit more creative and such.. so yea.. but don't worry, I didn't abandon my babies at all x3 just needed a break from walkthroughs and focus on writings and doing research on creepypastas.. catch ya on the flipside

April 29, 2014

Random Blog Entry number 1: Megan Meenes: An example of a true woman

Hey guys, CreepyPastaAmateur or Sawgirl2, how ever you want to call me, call me Amu. So, I know I haven't been posting anything in a while, but all in all, I was a bit busy.. Finding a job here in Serbia really is a hard work ya know. *laughs a bit* so anyways, today, in this random blog entry, I am going to talk about a woman, who was really mature enough to protect her boy who has down syndrome from, you guessed it, a troll.
You can find this sweet woman here.

This entry will be a bit short, so I will make it quick. I know the news is a bit old and all, but I just found out about it after MrAngryDog posted a journal with a link to the article.

This is the journal that led me to the article, thanks MrAngryDog.
I clicked on the article, and, truth be honest, I really wanted to cry.. I mean it, I am not lying... I really wanted to shed a tear, but because the door is still open, hang on. *goes to close the door* Ok good~.. Anyways, I basically try not to shed a tear in front of my parents, for it will show how weak I am.. but the feels.. Oh my God, the feels I got when I read the article.. it basically reminds me of myself when I stick up for my friends. What this woman did, is a true definition of being a woman. A woman, is not just basically losing virginity or such, a woman, is sticking up for your friends in need, the love and support you give to your family and friends, but more important is being there for them when needed.

This isn't a begging, or a saying or anything, but please, give the woman some support, and also to her child, who has Down Syndrome. Megan, if you are reading this, I support you in every way. This world needs a woman like you, caring and kind towards others, and who would defend their families in a, quote-unquote "Mature way possible". 

Now, this is the open letter she posted, along with the pictures of her son. I will remove it if needed, just tell me. But this is used as an example, not stealing or anything.. *laughs a bit*

Dear Troll,

"Since I started blogging about my son Quinn and his disability, I knew this day would come. There’s no shortage of trolls on the internet who hide behind the anonymity of a screen name with the intent to be cruel, and I’ve seen their hostility many times before. In fact, just last week, in the wake of a robbery at the Down Syndrome Association of Houston’s headquarters, in which $10,000 worth of technology was stolen, there was no shortage of ignorant comments on the news story reporting the incident. One user asked, “how will they learn to count to potato?” Another claimed that wasting computers on “retards” was stupid anyway and that the organization deserved to be robbed. These comments, while offensive, simply serve to showcase people’s hate-fueled ignorance and aren’t worth my time. I grimace when I read them, but realize there’s little to be done about such stupidity. 

I don't want to make assumptions about you, but I can guess from your immaturity and ignorance that you know little about the helplessness that parents feel when caring for a sick infant with respiratory issues. Quinn was sick last week, but was feeling much better by Friday. We decided to sit in the backyard and soak up the sun after school. There aren't many things in this world more beautiful than seeing your recently-ill child light up in a smile, and I snapped a few photos to celebrate his recovery, then posted them on Instagram with the hashtag “#downsyndrome.” I love to look through those photos myself in my spare time because damn if those kiddos aren’t adorable. Of course, you feel differently because you found this photo and left a comment with one simple word: 


The fact that you find my child ugly is one thing. You are entitled to your opinion. But the fact that you intentionally search #downsyndrome to find pictures to insult (sadly, Quinn is not the only victim of your behavior; I came across many other inflammatory responses) is both childish and sad. Your profile is also full of offensive posts and crude statements, all of which point to your own illiteracy. In one such photo, featuring two kids with Down syndrome and the word “wiitard,” you get bent out of shape because many, MANY people called you on you prejudice. You claim it was a joke and that people should lighten up. But what about purposefully seeking out pictures of our children? What about the fact that a beautiful photograph of my son was tarnished by your hatred? That’s not a joke. That’s cyberbullying. Needless to say, I reported your profile, which has been removed.

This will not be the last time someone discounts my son because he is different. It will not be last time someone makes a joke at his expense, but to actively seek out actual people to tease goes beyond cruel. It’s inhuman. 

I recognize that you want to see me get worked up about your little “joke.” I’ll be honest, it’s hard not to be angry about it, but I can’t allow myself to carry that weight on my shoulders. I can’t allow myself to feel anything but sorry for an individual with so little tact. Because in end, you will be the one to face the consequences of your choices someday. There are few people in this world who tolerate that kind of backwards thinking, and you’ll eventually mouth off to the wrong person. My guess is that you already have, which is why you hide behind a screen name like a coward.

God knows there were plenty of cruel adolescent boys in my time: boys who took pleasure in pranks and jokes at others’ expense. There were even a few of them that were directed at me, but it gave me tough skin and I grew from the experience of facing such mistreatment. Maybe that’s why I’m willing to let this one go; I know where most of those boys ended up and it’s nowhere I’d want to be. And as a teacher, I've seen kids like you crash and burn. Go outside. Read a book. Compliment someone. Most importantly, enlighten yourself; there's already enough cruelty in this world and anyone worth their salt should be striving to make this place better, not worse.

I simply hope my own children learn to look past ignorant comments and actions and treat others with respect and dignity. We all deserve it, even you.


A Proud Mama

A very proud mama indeed. 
Now, this blog isn't to insult anyone, but rather giving a good word about the woman. She already has so many supporters, since the open letter had gone viral. And this blog, is supporting her in every way I can (since this is a "one man blog"//slapped)
But seriously, like I said earlier, Megan, if you ever come up to this blog and see this, please note that I am not trolling, but supporting you till the end! I have a younger cousin, who has epilepsy at the age of 6... and I worry for her so, and.. I would really step up for her if she ever needed help. she's turning 11 soon, and I am still proud of being her cousin, even if she and her older sister can be a bit annoying, but you only live once, and it's an opportunity you can't miss out on.

Keep on multitasking, Proud Mama~


February 3, 2014

Ok, so... anyone knows some old games?

I may need help reviewing certain games, such as Chakan, Alien Soldier, etc.
so.... anyone interested, feel free to comment.. yes, I know it's short, but srsly.. I want to review Chakan so badly because it's really an old interesting game from the 90's

January 23, 2014

When a Gamer dreams: Zalgo s-something... idk... not Zalgo the Game, but much better than that~//brick'd

Dat feel when U dream of a game that doesn't even exist in real life. Heh. ^^; I know what you guys are thinking about. Basically the game's not real, but rather a dream game. I'll try to sum up the dreams, but it keeps getting blurry and shits. Like.. OMG.. That feel when u don't think about dreaming anything, but 5 seconds later, Zalgo appears. xD Dat feel.. It isn't the first time tho.. first time it was hearing his voice.. he sounded a bit demonic.. somewhere in between that kid from epic rap parodies who portrayed Zalgo.. Ok let's not mention that.. At all.. That guy owned others by default, because hey.. As he says, He is their king.. But overall, he's not the king of Username 666 that's for sure~ HAH HAH~!

Jokes aside, this is some serious matter, because the dream kept constantly repeating. It was all vivid tho..

Consider it as a... Creepy Non-Existent Game. I have a feel that the game will become reality and I DEFINITELY imagine Mullet Mike doing a review on it. ^^; Dem feels...

The story is basically like this. You are one of the sole survivors in the Post-Apocalyptic world. Yes, I know it's Exmortis 3 reference, but the event happened AFTER Zalgo destroyed the whole world all by his own. Because we all know Zalgo is unbeatable. No, he's not a gary-stu. He has his own weaknesses. We just don't know which they are~//shot

Now sorry to spoil the mood, but because it was my dream, I will use my character OC Kitty Friendly for this. Because... no, not raisins, nor muffins, nor cereals, or YOLO. But because the fact that my character appeared there AS A HUMAN BEING! Originally, Kitty (or better yet said Starna) is a non-breed Escargian (if u have any questions, feel free to ask me), but in the game, she couldn't use her inhuman abilities, so she had to rely on the 'martial arts' techniques (you call it psycho attacks, I call it martial arts). So, with scalpels equipped in hands, she ventures off into the wilderness of the abandoned city.. or is it.. It's basically filled with the remaining Z-Infected (better yet said, Zalgo-Infected), and there are so much of those suckers, u just don't know it. I never got to the end, so I will try my best to depict the happenings that occurred. In which will end up in being said 'spoiler alert'. I know the game doesn't exist, at all, but please don't hate me for spoilers.. ESPECIALLY THE EASTER EGGS.

Let me start.

1. The alley way. Basically an Easter Egg, in which you start in one of the alley ways (if the game was real, the alley way would be randomized, it may take some time to see the Easter Eggs (2 of em). The first Easter Egg is a man that resembles Arcanineryu's Sexual Offenderman, sitting down on the ground, you could probably hear him crying. I mean hey, we all want D's and Vag's, but come on. We all need breaks, as we all have limits. If U know what I mean. What happens in there is that the closer u approach him, Slender Man appears, hitting Offenderman with the tentacle. Just as it happened, "POOF" they disappeared in a mass of smoke. The second Easter Egg I saw was hiding behind a big ass dumpster. It appeared to be a plushie of an MLP character... It was pinkish, but didn't look like Pinkie Pie. I couldn't recall it. Idk..

2. A house. It's simple.. a house... filled with GOD DAMN Z-INFECTED!!!! They are really hard to kill with scalpels, but the only thing Kitty can do to them is slash their heads off with her scalpel. The Easter Egg there is her death. If the game was real, you'd choose the left door. She would get jumped by a few Z-Infected. They'd then use a syringe and insert the virus into her body.. No, she doesn't become one of them, but dies because her psychotic body can't tolerate the poison. Going to the right, you will get out of there and proceed forward...

Basically said, that's all I remember, because the alley way kept repeating over and over. ^^;

But at least I tried to explain it in a way. ^^; hehehehe